Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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