Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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