marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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