my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.