"it" just moved
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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