I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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