That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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