She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
did you just send me my own nude
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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