How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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