You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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