my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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