I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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