no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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