i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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