I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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