i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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