Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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