I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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