If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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