i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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