I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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