Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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