one word: firstdatebathroomanal
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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