I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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