I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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