I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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