So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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