No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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