Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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