Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Enjoy the penises
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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