I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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