Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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