I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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