Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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