dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
