I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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