I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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