She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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