I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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