Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
There r osticjed everywhere
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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