people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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