He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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