10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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