That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I understand Curling. That high.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
