CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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