Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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