ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
organizing the empties. That sober.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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