Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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