Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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