Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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its like you know when i get waxed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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