I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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