Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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