how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
