so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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