everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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